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Conversation With A Creepy Stranger
As I was getting into my car this morning, a shiny black sedan pulled up beside me. The window rolled down revealing a man in his mid-40s. He looked like the poor-man's CHRIS COOPER and he was wearing a flashy, rectangular bluetooth earpiece.
Here was our conversation:
CHRIS COOPER: Do you know anything about computers?
ME: What?
CHRIS COOPER: Computers? Do you know anything about computers?
ME: No.
(I start to climb into my car)
CHRIS COOPER: Do you know, maybe, some place nearby where I can go?
(I should just ignore this guy. Instead I say...)
ME: What kind of computer?
CHRIS COOPER: Intel, maybe? I was on the internet and... um... I downloaded something... and, um, now it's saying I got, like, a virus or something...
ME: There's a BestBuy just down the street. One of their Geek Squad guys could probably help.
(He rubs his forehead, stressed)
CHRIS COOPER: And I won't get in trouble?
(Huh?)
ME: Huh?
CHRIS COOPER: I can't get in trouble for this?
ME: Oh. Uh... no, I'm sure you'll be fine...
(Frustrated, he drives off)
It's gotta be a scam. But what scam was it? Had this freak got some sick malware virus from downloading a bunch of kiddie porn? Or was he a terrorist? What would have happened had I said, "Yeah, I know tons about computers!" Was he going to pull over on the side of the road and have some stranger clean his cache and repair his disk permissions while turning a blind eye to the 32 gigs of illegal Russian porn sitting on his desktop? Or was he going to club me and stuff me into his trunk? Either way, I think the point is, you gotta love my neighborhood...
October 2011
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July 2011
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Anonymous asked: Can unknown actors audition to join the Thrilling Adventure Hour company? If so, how do they go about doing so?
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The Thrilling Adventure Hour: NEW PODCAST →
A sparkly new @ThrillingAdv Podcast is AVAILABLE NOW! Directed by me!
Starring @MarcEvanJackson @MarkGags @BusyPhilipps25 @YvetteNBrown & @HalLublin
In this action-packed edition of SPARKS NEVADA, MARSHAL ON MARS, Sparks discovers the real dangers of artificial intelligence… but will tech-support be enough to save his life?
Written by the awesometastic @BnAcker & BenBlacker.
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June 2011
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The Attorney-General’s kind remarks are noted and appreciated. I’ve spoken to Ed...
– David Simon’s response to Attorney General Eric Holder who recently demanded Simon and Burns do another season of The Wire.
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May 2011
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The Thrilling Adventure Hour: NEW PODCAST →
A shiny new @ThrillingAdv Podcast is available now! Directed by me!
In this spooky edition of BEYOND BELIEF, Frank & Sadie Doyle discover that playing seance is not a game!
Starring: @PFTompkins & @PagetPaget
With: Justin Kirk, Kirsten @Vangsness, Dave (Gruber) Allen, John Ennis, & @HalLublin
Written by the incredlble @BnAcker & @BenBlacker
Recorded live...
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April 2011
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826LA's TV Writing Seminar →
This Sunday (4/24/11) I will be on a TV Writing Panel alongside Community’s @DanHarmon, The Middleman’s Javier Grillo-Marxuach, and my writing partner, @ZenMac.
Come! Listen to us chat about writing for TV, watching TV, getting great deals on buying a TV… Look, I don’t know what we’re going to be talking about. That’s moderator @BenBlacker’s job.
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Own #BurnNotice: #TheFallofSamAxe Now! →
That’s right!
Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe is now available on iTunes!
CLICK HERE AND BUY YOUR COPY TODAY!
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The Thrilling Adventure Hour: NEW PODCAST →
A brand new @ThrillingAdv Podcast available now! Directed by me!
In this spooky edition of BEYOND BELIEF, Frank & Sadie Doyle take on the most dangerous monster alive….. Peter Pan!
Starring: @PFTompkins & @PagetPaget
With: @TomLenk, @SammLevine, @MarkGags, @Annie_Savage
& @HalLublin
Written by the incredlble @BnAcker & @BenBlacker
Recorded live...
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